kdbalthazor's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[ngtank dressup vol.3]

It's just. Not good or bad, just.

Honestly I really don't know why you wasted your time. People only play dressups to spank it. Yours, however, just won't do (obviously). It just exists.

meh2 responds:

thats y they told me to make a 3rd right? you fucking loser ......and WTF People only play dressups to spank it????????YOUR A RAEL MESSD UP CHILD OR ADULT WTV YOU ARE U A FUCKING FAG!!!

[- Speed Dots -]

It's been done thousands of times

Do something original. You copied something everyone has seen before and you couldn't even make it good.

johndoe21888 responds:

Did you play the whole thing? cause it starts to change up.

[Create a Creature]

Not really much of anything

I don't know. It was just like all the dress-ups. Nobody plays them to dress the girls up. They do do it to whack off. So you see, there is just nothing to this. You shouldn't have wasted your time.

Killjoy-6969 responds:

well 1st of all...this wasnt 4 me, its practice 4 linxex. and just because its not a great game doesnt mean u shouldnt waste ur tyme on it...its worth a look.

[Hawclight]

Zero for interactivity

I can't even aim. Never, have I felt the need to give a game a zero for interactivity.

[Iron Mike's Punchout]

You should have kept the original controls

I love Punch Out, but you didn't really keep the magic of it. My main gripe is the control. You should have stayed with the originals.

[Mini-Putt 3]

Not bad

Pretty good, but if you hit the ball to hard it bounces back at the wrong angle. You might want to fix that.

[Virtual Keyboard V 1.1]

Do you play an instrument!?!?

If you play an instrument you're a shame to us all. It sounds like you found the notes somewhere and tried to make sense of it without any prior musical knowledge. The timing was all off.